Present for wifes 21st birthday ?

My " wish-list" for her so far reads thus :


1 - Compost for garden


2 - New toaster


3 - Jet wash to help her clean my car


4 - New pair of shoes , last pair i brought her have almost worn out.


5 - Various cleaning agents.


6- Cinema ticket for any film of her choice x1 as films bore me.





I think i have pretty well covered it , which pressie will put that special smile onto her face ?


Thanks.

Present for wifes 21st birthday ?
how about a human vacume cleaner? she has 1 trash in her house she needs to get rid off!
Reply:I would get her the cinema ticket , but get 2 as I'm sure she could find someone to sit in the back row with.!!!!
Reply:the new pair of shoes that she likes and wants!
Reply:That awful lol!





Get her some Compost for your garden or The jet wash to clean your car.





Love to be a fly on the wall.





You'll have more then just birthday cake smudged on your face :oD








I've got a better Idea buy her the song by Soft Cell Tainted Love lol!!!!!!
Reply:14" Dildo
Reply:take her out for a movie, first start with a breakfast made by you, then go to a movie, take her out for lunch and then surprise her with a party at night!!!





so i say its gonna be a movie maybe-





pirates 3


or sumthing else....
Reply:I would go with the cinema tickets especially if she knows that you don't like films. I know I would feel very honoured to know that a guy was doing that just for me.
Reply:Give anything which makes her happy. Don't be choosy and get on with the particular stuff which she likes the most. You should know better.
Reply:i think u should buy her a compost bin for the garden.......would come in handy to feed your dinners to more deserving worms!!
Reply:the jet wash and a new pair of wellies what more could a girl ask for!!!
Reply:you jumping off a cliff will be a better one for her lol
Reply:Very funny. Next time try not to be so obvious. Get her pregnant, that present just keeps on giving!
Reply:I thought she left you yesterday cos you couldn't find the kitchen, Didn't she use the present you bought her last year then? What was it now?





Oh yes a plot in the cemetary wasn't it? MInd you if you ate that raw pork you may be needing it yourself soon so it won't be wasted.





As for the present, why not buy her a tongue scraper for when she licks your boots!
Reply:i would go for the shoes but a smaller size so she will be closer to the sink .ha ha joke no take her out make sure shes got her purse with her , tell her to order what ever she wants then leave to pay the bill again..........ha ha good luck to you both hope your wife has a nice birthday good luck silver fox.
Reply:compost for garden-tell her to grow some foxgloves for your dinner or rhubarb leaves!!! lol!!!
Reply:None of the above, a divorce from you and a nice new loving guy for her
Reply:That'll be 4 then. And you're really not that funny.
Reply:nice sexy underwear and your get nice benifit
Reply:id like the shoes to stamp on your face, the toaster to deep fry ur nuts , bleach n brillo pads to scour ur *** cheeks id reverse the car onto ur head n the compost to bury ur sad ***
Reply:What's her bloody wish list then! Bet it has nothing to do with toaster and compost!





NEVER EVER buy a woman a household appliance etc for birthdays, anniversaries etc etc.





And can't you drag your sorry **** to the cinema at least once?! - it is her 21st birthday!





I am really appreciating my own thoughtful boyfriend at this moment!!
Reply:Jet wash to help her clean my car
Reply:The cinema ticket so that she can go alone and meet the guy of her dreams.



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