There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...?

...She had so many children, she didn%26#039;t know what to do.


She gave them some broth without any bread,


and spanked them all soundly and sent them to bed.





Okay, that%26#039;s how I remember the rhyme. Were my parents just scaring my or is that the way it went?





Now the last two lines go like this:





...She gave them some broth without any bread,


And kissed them all sweetly and sent them to bed.





Anyone else remember some revised nursery rhymes?

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe...?
Nope your parents said it right. If you think about it all nursery rhymes were politically incorrect. They stereotyped people, were racist and filled with abuse. If you ever get the chance look up some of the true meanings behind them on line. You would be surprised and maybe a little disgusted at what you find. For instance %26quot;Ring around the Roses%26quot; was supposedly about a family that caught a contagious disease and the neighbors burned them.





But if you want revised ones:


Hickory Dickory dock, this B**** was sucking on my cock,


The clock struck two I spilled my goo and dropped the hoe off on the next block.





Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey, Along came a spider and sat down beside her and asked %26quot;What%26#039;s in the bowl B****!!!%26quot;





Gotta love Andrew Dice Clay. He was a straight fool!!
Reply:Yep %26quot;spanked them all soundly and sent them to bed. %26quot; thats they way I remember it... Bad **** kids... lol
Reply:....she had so many children her uterus fell out- oh!
Reply:jack be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over the...............



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