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Car thieves:





Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view.





All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.








Depressed people:





Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help',simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc.








Motorists:





Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving.





Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea.








Jeremy Beadle:





When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser disks.








Shoes last twice as long if only worn every other day.





Single men:





Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.

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FANTASTIC!!!!





Love the Jeremy beadle one
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Reply:lmao you make me laff so much!! star for u
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Reply:very good collection
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Reply:As to the women....I'm passing it on to the little man who insists on the hoovering - let ya know how it goes!
Reply:thats funny ****
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Reply:lol.they are getting better and better.


none that i would use,mind u.





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